199 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Bad Joke"

Sound of rain in a french street. Sound recorded with a zoom h4n pro and a rycote mini wind screen. Son de pluie dans une rue française. Son enregistré avec un zoom h4n pro et une bonnette rycote mini wind screen. My sounds are licensed under the creative commons 0 license but it would be a pleasure for me to hear your work so doesn’t hesitate to comment or to send me a message with your work :).

Tons of reverb and delay, low gain. Just some chords being strummed and then the wrong chord appears.

Low gain type of rolling riff where the riff just goes places unknown. Probably better chopped up into smaller sections.

Recording with a tascam dr-05on june 27th, 2021 between bad doberan and heiligendamm.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

Laughing by a man, recorded with a cell phone microphone.

It's a solo baritone (me) singing with a dramatic melody line:. "this is a piece of shit". I thought this is going to be fun. Performed by tobiasz 'unfa' karoń (me). Captured with a zoom h2. Edited, normalized and denoised with audacity.

I played around with my programme.

My answer to request:http://www. Freesound. Org/forum/sample-requests/33687/. Recorded with zoom h2 under blanket for acoustic isolation. Edited with audacity.

A giggle tube or "sick stick". Looking for some irritating sounds? you found 'em.

Recorded with zoom h1. Noisy wind sound effect for any purpose. Edit: i changed the license to public domain. Enjoy.

Audio taken from video filmed with mobile. It’s some kids taking a quick dip in the sea lygnern (near flohult, sweden). The girl says “oooh i have no feet!” when she comes up. Guess it’s her firs dip this year, but it is a coold sea….

Really dumb loop i made in fl studio before i decided i actually don't like fl studio. Best described as "slow gabba".

Some bad shred guitar with some heavy distortion. The very beginning sounds interesting as a ticking clock like effect.

Nasty type of tones, think bad garage rock. But a simple type of riff which could be used for a beginning or break segment if shorten.

Just some random, bad and sloppy shredding type of playing. Lots of fast notes and some heavy power chords. Call it the lead guitar player having a bad day.

Okay, i shoulda stopped betting long ago but i do take risks. Lisette, i know jealousy when i see it. :-p.

This is the absolute classic joke sting. I crafted this sound using in-the-box effects and royalty free samples.

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Rookvrouw joke.

Audio from a broken cassette, song is so distorted it's unrecognizable. [cc zero].

Amateur guitar plucking of a tune of my own making, mainly on one string up and down the fret board. Recorded august or september 1984 when i was 15/16. Cassette is a basf cr2-90 (1 of 3). Recorded on my fidelity hi-fi tower, with microphones jacked in. The extra guitar strums near the end were actually unrelated, a technical glitch made an impression of the previous recording to bleed through. Audio has been uploaded using alesis usb tape deck link to audacity, no editing or noise removal was utilised.

(115 bpm). The instrument i'm using is called synth. If you enjoyed the sound, please rate, comment, spread! it really helps!. Note: make sure to check out the other matrixxx-sounds! the sound quality is always better when you download the sound(s)! ⛄. Enjoy!/matrixxx.

Almost ear piercing, caulk board type of high pitch like distortion with some bad blues playing.

Sorta out of tune and pitch but can probably be used for something in the background. Mid gain distortion with some vibrato.

Low gain but mushy and nasty type of tone. Simple riff but with the nasty overtones, think of it as ac/dc if they forgot to tune.

The sound of a cheap electronic decoration playing a christmas tune and then being switched off.

Recorded on a phone, mysteriously, as a message on my answering machine. I have no knowledge as to who recorded it, where it was recorded, or whether it came from a live performance or not. All of the segments of this set combine sequentially, to form the full phone message.

I needed this for a film i made but i couldnt find it on this site so i made it using audacity. This is supposed to sound like a police man yelling through a megaphone.

This is the classic comedy "ba dum bum" drum roll that hits or stings after telling a joke. There are four variations, four different drum kits. Recorded in logic pro x with (4) different drum kits. I played each of these via midi keyboard. Enjoy!.

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The shortened remix of simon_lacelle's sound.

1. Growl into the mic2. Load into audacity3. Lower pitch by 20%4. Duplicate and reverse5. Add reverb to duplicate, wet only6. Reverse again7. Mix and render to a new track8. Add reverb to the mix9. Upload.

I was trying to imitate the noise that usually happens when someone delivers a comedic punchline, you know, the high hat sound. I used a cheap desktop drumset.

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Switch off sound guitar preamp line 6 pod2.

A slowed-down recording of an evil, croaky laugh.

(115 bpm). The instrument i'm using is called choppa. I hope this sound inspires someone and sparks some ideas!. If you enjoyed the sound, please rate, comment, spread! it really helps!. Note: make sure to check out the other matrixxx-sounds! the sound quality is always better when you download the sound(s)! ⛄. Enjoy!/matrixxx.

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It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.

Dance dj music sound pattern part sample stabs beat pbm mix disco club move trance dancing loop instrumental stereo interlude intro chord jingle background radio drop broadcast podcast trailer techno.

I found this recording i made describing what an crocodile sounds like after visiting an alligator park in southern colorado. It struck me as particularly funny and i could imagine someone finding a random use for it. Enjoy, whoever you are.

Sound for an incorrect answer [cc zero].

Mouth sound with cyborg applied. Made, because i thought that clicking an non-interactive node in evil cult could use a fail sound (just at way lower volume).

Mouth sound with cydark applied. Made, because i thought that clicking an non-interactive node in evil cult could use a fail sound (just at way lower volume).

A sound that could be used to say 'game over'. This sound was created in cubase using the prologue instrument (i think. . . It might have been retrologue i can't remember).